Wikivoyage:Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense/Mafaroe Islands

Mafaroe Islands (Mafaroese: Maførayer) is a archipelago under a dependent territories of Russia in the North Atlantic Ocean between Iceland, the Faroe Islands, Scotland, Jan Mayen, and Norway, the founded in 550 AD during the Irish monks. The most beautiful and natural place on the Earth, the biome is grasslands.

• Tamashvn
• Kaskalvek
• Fageltifjørður
• Gjajv
• Madekruasladra

• Kallafdeafjørður
• Madsakalsabak
• Kasun
• Kaladbasbotnur
• Tvasjertvoryti

The main offical languages of the Mafaroe Islands is Mafaroese is North Germanic languages.

• [maf.mf Mafaroe Airport] (IATA: MAF; ICAO: EMMF).

The airlines are served:

• [mafaroeair.mf Mafaroe Airways]. The flights from/to Iceland, Norway, Russia, Denmark, Scotland, the Faroe Islands, France, Poland, Germany, Belgium, England, and Spain.

• [smyarel.mf Smyarel Line] operates a ferry service from/to Denmark, Iceland, Norway, Scotland, Jan Mayen, and the Faroe Islands.

There a car rental companies like [europcar.mf Europcar], the serve towns and villages becoming driver license.

Take a helicopter in the Mafaroe Islands contact Mafaroe Airways served towns and villages.

There a bus line in the Mafaroe Islands served towns and villages.

There is a supermarket in the Mafaroe Islands.

Mafaroese food and drink:

• Wild seabirds, e.g. puffins. The puffins are stuffed with cake and served with potatoes, strawberries and raspberries
• Raest kjøat:, the dried mutton
• Rhubarb
• Tvast og spikka: Whale meat, seal meat and blubber
• Carrot
• Beer

There is no McDonalds on the Mafaroe Islands.

There is a apartments, hotels, hostels, camping, bed and breakfasts and houseboats.

There is a internet, mail and telephone.